Some pills ok, some pills not

The Police Narcotic Bureau has thwarted attempts to smuggle in Viagra and abortion pills, it is reported.  If Viagra and abortion pills are narcotics, then the alert officers of the PNB can do the country an immense service by thwarting the smuggling of all kinds of sub-standard and/or useless drugs into the country, legally and otherwise.  While they are at it, they can nab the quack doctors (with legitimate medical degrees of course) who operate as sales reps of pharmaceutical companies, not to mention producers of contaminated milk!