Maithripala Sirisena is the Executive President of Sri Lanka. He's not the first. He claims he will be the last. Claims are cheap. It is best to believe it when one sees it or sees it gone, as in this case. So there have been executive presidents. There has been a lot of talk about abolishing the executive presidency. What does the Executive Presidency think about all this, have you wondered? In a PARALLEL UNIVERSE the executive presidency would exercise that lovely thing called Freedom of Expression, we believe. Something like what follows might result.
I have long stopped counting the number of times people
called for my abolition. I have stopped
counting the number of times politicians, presidential candidates and political
parties vowed to abolition me. I have
long since stopped pitying the voters of the country who with fervent hope and
utmost trust in this politician or that, this party or that, voted for them
believing that I will be abolished.
This time, to be honest, I was a bit concerned this
time. That’s because of the noise. Everyone seemed determined to bury me. I breathed a sigh of relief when Maithripala’s
manifesto came out. Nothing of
abolition. Just some safeguards. I am ok with that. Just like capitalism needs a certain
percentage of the workforce to be unemployed, just like regimes need a certain
magnitude of visible protest (it’s the underground that worries them) so that
dissent can be managed, I too need some reins.
It’s all good because the rope is long enough for me to graze to my
heart’s content.
Maithripala promised to set up a thing called National
Advisory Council. The moment he was
elected he set up something like that but called it National Executive
Council. Now that’s setting up a competitor,
one might say. I might have been worried
that there was another ‘executive’ and one which was not even elected and worse
has as one of its members a notorious anti-democrat consumed by hatred and
revenge-intent, Chandrika Kumaratunga, but I’ve lived long enough not to miss
the wood for the trees. What it told me
that in principle Maithri and Co held this ‘executive’ thing as an article of
faith. So I was relieved.
If I was relieved then I am thrilled to bits now. Just the other day, my most vociferous
detractors cheered until they were hoarse when Maithripala used me to get rid
of Mohan Pieris, re-install Shirani Bandaranayake (originally installed with
executive flourish for reasons of political convenience and ideological
commonality by Chandrika Kumaratunga), have her resign and install Saravana
Pavan as Chief Justice.
Not a whimper of protest did I hear from the Good Governance
Brigade; nothing at all about separation of powers being the cornerstone of a
healthy democracy. No protests about Maithripala
giving the finger to all those 6.2 million people who the Good Governance
Brigade claim voted for him for just one reason, that of burying me. Well, the man needs me, it seems now.
I am also pleased that Maithri is dragging his feet over electoral
reform. It seems that UNPers and SLFPers
in Parliament are worried that they might lose their seats if elections were
held on a first-past-the-post basis.
Sloth always bodes well for the status quo. And a man who has used me for one thing will soon
use me for something else. In time he
will need me more than he needs his voters.
Things are looking great for me. Those who voted for Maithri should not feel
ashamed. After all even the Good
Governance Brigade has not read Maithri’s manifesto. They were suckered in. And maybe now they’ll realize that the 6.2
million who voted for Maithri were not really worried about me and burying me;
they were more interested in voting the Rajapaksas out. Now isn’t that the truth, ladies and
gentlemen?
So pardon me, I don’t mean to insult. I just want a quiet chuckle about how things
have unfolded over the last few weeks.
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