This was an article written for the Daily News and published 5 years ago. Considering everything that the Washington-run media mafia is dishing out about Syria (for example), things don't seem to have changed much.
WTF? That’s ‘what’s
the fuss’ in case you thought I was being cute about an expletive. I say ‘WTF’ because I can’t believe what I
just heard. The Empire, i.e. the
coalition of chip-on-shoulder nations with barbaric histories led by
you-know-who with sidekick and recent colony, that country on which the sun
never rises, has been so pants-down caught that it has simply gone overboard
with the idea of ‘protection’. Did I say
‘Empire’? Should I have said ‘ex-Empire’
given that China
virtually owns Barack Obama? Should I
say ‘Umpire’ or ‘Hora Umpire’ given propensity to jump to conclusion and cheat?
Let’s go with ‘umpire’ (lower-case as befits reduced circumstances).
I am talking about Wikileaks by the way. And Julian Assange, its key point man. It was a matter of time for Obama and Co to
kick up a fuss and slam him with some crazy charge. He has got too big to be shot down. Mowed down by a container truck perhaps but
not point-blank shooting. ‘Rape’ is the
charge. That’s pretty old. Expected.
On the other hand, one must never rush to judgment. I gave the umpire the benefit of the doubt. I thought ‘maybe there was sufficient reason
to believe that Julian was out of line’.
Well, for three months there were rumours that he would be
charged with rape. In August, the
Swedish Public Prosecutor, having issued an arrest warrant (for rape), had
withdrawn it the same day due to lack of evidence. Well, it seems that ‘evidence’ has surfaced
now. Julian is charged with ‘rape’ and
it is claimed (hold your sides, folks) by the Swedes that sex without a condom
can warrant slamming him with a minimum of two years in prison. Wtf?
It is said that Julian started with protection and later
threw caution (and the condom) to the winds, how very arrogant of him! Rape, by the way, is a crime of violence,
duress of deception. If someone was
deluded into thinking that you are someone else or persuaded to have sex by
drugging or the weight of years (in the case of a minor) it is indeed a crime
of violence.
Well, the Swedes seem to think that the two ‘accusers’, one
close to 30 and one over 30, were utterly naïve and inexperienced. The fact of the matter is that they were both
bragging how they were hanging out with one of the ‘coolest’, ‘smartest’ dudes
ever to walk the earth. That was on
Twitter. This was ‘after the fact’. No mention of sloppy fingers and ‘wardrobe
malfunction’ at the time, one notes. No
mention of being duped. Nothing of violence. Ergo, no rape. One of them had actually thrown a party in
honour of the man who she would later say raped her and this after the ‘crime’
of condom-clumsiness. The Swedish
prosecutors have confirmed that both ‘victims’ had been bragging about the
‘conquest’. They have moreover admitted
there was ‘consent’. Rape? Wtf, really?
The Swedes have a term (I am rolling on the floor, laughing
my whatever off) for all this ‘sex by surprise’ or ‘unexpected sex’. Two well educated women, who’ve traveled and
seen the world can be surprised by sex?
What’s Surprising Sex? What’s ‘Unexpected Sex’? Were they hanging out with Julian and
suddenly realized he got his thing in their things? Damn, these women ought to share the prize
for the Dumbest in 1000 Years!
There’s more to this.
One of the happily twittering ‘victims’, Anna Ardin, it has now been
revealed, has close ties to the CIA.
Surprise, surprise!
I don’t know if the umpire has taken a course called
‘Condom-Use 101’. I don’t know if such a course exists anywhere on earth. It is high time such a course of study was
developed and be made mandatory for all would-be umpires. The umpire clearly has never had sex or seen
a condom, forget about using one.
I am made to understand that the umpire needs protection. There’s a smart way to get protection and
there’s a smart-ass way to do it. This is a third way. It’s called Dumb-Ass Way (I hereby apologize
profusely and solemnly to all asses, for I am taking the other meaning of the
word).
According to the Swedes, about 99.99% of all women who ever
had sex from the beginning of time were raped, whether or not they twittered in
whatever language and whatever way they could have or didn’t. I think it is high time that the umpire gave
a condom-wearing demonstration so we know for such there is reasonable and
demonstrable expertise to point finger and pass judgment.
However, if this is the best that the umpire can do, I am
really, really, really sorry for the dude.
Seriously.
I know they are having problems with Julian, but all this
makes me scream ‘WTF?’ The first word
here is ‘what’ and the last is not ‘fuss’.
Sorry.
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