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There’s a cluster of caste-based
villages off the Kurunegala-Anuradhapura (via Ella) road, about three
kilometers from Galgamuwa when you are going towards Thambuttegama. I read somewhere that although there were
several castes the villages themselves didn’t contain them. There would be kumbal or potter-caste people who lived in the geographical area
that was generally taken to be ‘govi-land’
or territory associated with the farmer/farming caste and vice versa. And yet if you asked one of these
mis-residence people which village they belonged to, they would immediately
name the village associated with their respective caste.
It’s the same with
Kolombians. We are not all from Colombo
3 or Colombo 7 and not all of us live in these two areas of the city with lush
avenues and fine architecture. We don’t
have to. We just have to identify
ourselves and be identified in return as authentic Kolombians. It’s about the clubs we frequent. It’s about
our English pronunciation. It’s about
who we know and who are ready to claim they know us. We could be living in Mt Lavinia or Kaduwela,
Athurugiriya or Wattala, Galle or Kandy, but if we have that Col 3/7 way about
us, we are members. If we don’t, we are yakkos.
Simple.
We don’t like Mahinda. Well, we do benefit from what he does, but we
don’t like him. It’s not about the
schools he attended or where he was born; it’s about who his friends are, his
English proficiency and a certain lack of Kolombian elegance about him. All this we could have suffered; after all
Ranasinghe Premadasa was not a Kolombian and we didn’t mind him at all.
Our problem right now is that we
can’t find a good enough reason to support Mahinda. We can’t convince ourselves that he is some
kind of Kolombian adjunct or an ‘associate member’. If we could, then we wouldn’t have this
headache. We would love to support the
guy but instead we are in a situation where we have to support someone like
Ranil Wickremesinghe.
I’ve spent so many sleepless
nights thinking of stuff that begin with ‘if only…’ Just the other day, I thought to myself,
‘what if Mahinda became a Kolombian?’ I
asked myself ‘can’t we give him honorary membership?’ I thought to myself, ‘if only that had
Mahinda chosen to go with his middle name, Percy, life would have been so much
nicer’. The name counts. ‘Don Stephen’ as well as his son ‘Dudley’
were Nobodies but they did become ‘Somebodies’ (another word for Kolombians
according to our political-cultural dictionary). I believe the process is called
‘Sanskritization’ where you acquire the habits, customs and other ways of the
community/class you want to join. They
worked hard. In fact if you traced the
ancestry of any random Kolombian you will find that we all had an ancestor who
was a Nobody who somehow became a Somebody.
This is the problem with
Mahinda. He’s just not interested in
becoming a Somebody. He never wanted to
be called Percy. That’s one bus he missed. He
could have surrounded himself with some Kolombians. Some Kolombianness would have invariably have
rubbed off on him. Had he started in
2005, he would not only have become a Kolombian, we would have hailed him as
the most celebrated Kolombian ever.
Another bus he missed.
Mahinda is a Somebody but he’s not
a Kolombian. We’d rather have a Nobody
who is a Kolombian if we can’t have a Kolombian-Somebody (whether or not he was
a Nobody before) but there’s no one who can fit the bill. And
then that Kolombian Wannabe Akila Viraj calls him a Baiya and Mahinda, true to
form, embraces it! Why does he have to
go out of his way to ruin his chances of getting Kolombian Citizenship? It’s a green card that’s his for the taking
and the man insists on doing everything to ensure he doesn’t get it. Doesn’t he get it?
Other articles in this series:
English is a feel-good thing na?
*Everyone takes note. Some keep notes. Some in diaries and journals. Some in their minds and hears. Some of these are shared via email or on Facebook or blog; some are not. Among these people are Kolombians, people from Colombo who know much -- so much that they are wont to think that others don't know and can't think. This is the sixth in a series published in 'The Nation' under the title 'Notes of an Unrepentant Kolombian'.
*Everyone takes note. Some keep notes. Some in diaries and journals. Some in their minds and hears. Some of these are shared via email or on Facebook or blog; some are not. Among these people are Kolombians, people from Colombo who know much -- so much that they are wont to think that others don't know and can't think. This is the sixth in a series published in 'The Nation' under the title 'Notes of an Unrepentant Kolombian'.
3 comments:
DBW & RP both had the same problem I assume - Resulted in "Doshabiyoga" & "Frnaciku Naadagama" by Kolombians!
Any thoughts about infamous '62 ??
Percy don't want no Kolombian green card. Thank you very much.
BTW, wasn't R Premadasa as much a Kolombian due to where he's from, only not in the same 'clubs' so to say? I guess Sucharitha is not posh/cultured enough. He was an in-your-face Kolombian and no one could say he wasn't; that was why he was tolerated.
Signed, Another 'no thank you very much type of non-Kolombian'
PS. Is Maithree a Kolombian or wanna be?
Why should Percy care.
His sons, Brother In Law etc are dyed in the wool Colombians who went/sent to the right school (STC) and played the Kolombian exclusive game of Rugby.
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