Kolombians are a distinct people from Colombo who know much -- so much that they are wont to think that others don't know and can't think. They have things to say. A lot of things to say. The entire country can learn from them. This is the twenty fifth in a series published in 'The Nation' under the title 'Notes of an Unrepentant Kolombian'. Scroll down for other articles in this series.
I am losing faith in Ranil. Really. He is yet to learn that although justice will
not be done it must seem to be done.
He’s got a lot more to learn actually.
I think he slipped badly with this Central Bank bond business. I thought he was playing smart when he
organized a home and home affair by appointing friends to ‘investigate’ a
friends. But there are friends and there
are friends. Not all friends are
smart. The guys on this investigating
panel were obviously pals but either they were fake Kolombians or worse,
non-Kolombians.
The newspapers and websites did their bit. They gave the Kolombian spin alright. ‘Exonerated’ was the word used. The investigators got it wrong. They said ‘not directly involved’. This means ‘could have been indirectly
involved’. That’s the crux of the
matter. Insider deals are not ‘direct’.
It’s all about ‘indirect’.
They really messed it up by painting Perpetual (owned by the
Governor’s son-in-law, no less!) and the Bank of Ceylon (which coughed up the
dough and which, being a state bank, was directly linked to the Governor) in
poor light. It’s so simple. I asked my neighbor’s son (both Kolombians by
the way) what they made of the ‘findings’.
The young boy, just 11 years old said ‘Uncle, I can draw it for
you’. Here’s what he came up with.
Now I know that even long time backers of brutal UNP regimes
(with PhDs of course) have dragged Ranil over the coals about this issue. That should serve as a warning. But what they’ve said is exactly what young
Kevin next door said. It’s about
information leakage. It is about a close
relative going to moneyed entity that is in a way beholden to his wife’s papa
to loan some bucks which can be invested in a quick-entry,
quick-exit-with-lots-of-bucks kind of way.
I blame Ranil for this.
Those party loyalists should have been briefed. They should have been
told what they should say and what they should hide. They could have limited their comments to
some vague comments about tender procedures or composition of this or that
committee. Now they’ve done it. They have raised questions about the
son-in-law’s ‘behavior’. They have
implicated a state bank. If Ranil dug a
hole for himself by appointing Mahendran and made it bigger by appointing some
people ignorant of Kolombian ways, these people have made it so big that Ranil
can’t come out.
Deep down I knew that this Yahapalana business was bad news.
Take it from me. That’s inside stuff. Insider news if you will. What a mess, what a bloody mess!
Shortcuts to becoming a Kolombian
A Kolombian's worst nightmare
The Bourse is ours!
You name it, Kolombians own it
We shall not be re-named
Get off my walkway!
Thank you Mahinda for the Avacado Prawns!
English is a feel-good thing na?
Dear Percy, your membership card is ready
Forget Mahinda and Maithree, Alistair Cook is the Kolombian choice!
One day we will acquire 'class conciseness'!
Mahinda, Maithripala and their Money-Pestos
A Kolombian's worst nightmare
The Bourse is ours!
You name it, Kolombians own it
We shall not be re-named
Get off my walkway!
Thank you Mahinda for the Avacado Prawns!
English is a feel-good thing na?
Dear Percy, your membership card is ready
Forget Mahinda and Maithree, Alistair Cook is the Kolombian choice!
One day we will acquire 'class conciseness'!
Mahinda, Maithripala and their Money-Pestos
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